NOGALES, Arizona - Senator John McCain's wife, Cindy and their daughter Meghan were in town visiting one of Mrs. McCain's seven mansions.
Mother and daughter had a great time enjoying the noon-time Mexican food buffet at Senor Pancho Villa's Mexican Diner and Peso Exchange Outlet.
Cindy said that she had a crispy George Lopez taco, a sautéed Salma Hayek enchilada, and a small dab of Paul Rodriguez guacamole.
Meghan could not really decide on which of the 17 buffet items to choose, so she just said fiddle, faddle, fockle, fuddle I'll just have me one of each.
The younger McCain was asked if she had spoken to fellow GOPer Ann Coulter. Meghan made a face and said that she has no desire to speak to that Trigger face-looking, colorless swizzle stick.
Cindy started laughing so hard she almost spilled her Papaya Margarita on her $9,000 Italian Solo Sposa dress.
Mrs. McCain was asked if it was true that her and her daughter had agreed to a nude layout for PlayMister Magazine.
Cindy blushed and answered that yes it was quite true.
When asked why, Cindy just smiled and asked Meghan to field that question.
Meghan looked at her mom and then turned the tables on the assembled reporters. She asked, "Would you guys like to see my mom totally naked?" Ten voices responded in harmony, "Hell yes!"
"Viola then." Meghan remarked.
"Well how about you?" She was asked.
"Me, oh I've seen my mom naked many times."
The reporters broke out in laughter, and one commented that he meant how about her posing in the nude. Meghan said that she had agreed to pose along side her mother in a mother daughter layout, similar to the one that Joan Rivers did with her daughter Melissa Rivers.
Cindy smiled and then added, "Except without the botox, collagen, silicon, nips, clips, snips, rips, tucks, lipo, and breast augmentation."
In a related story. Senator John McCain surprisingly has not mentioned to anyone within the past two days that he served five and a half years in a North Vietnam Prisoner of War Camp.