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Tuesday, 26 January 2010

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Taylor, with her hair in her hat, would have looked a lot like this.

Country Music singer Taylor Swift has admitted that frustration over her breakup with boyfriend Taylor Lautner caused her to take what she now considers radical steps. Upset with her body, the young woman says that she strongly considered a sex change operation and took the first steps by having a radical mastectomy performed.

Fortunately for the 28-NA cup sized singer, however, nobody noticed anything missing.

"The swelling has gone down from the surgery now and I still wear the same bras. Nothing feels any looser and people tell me that they can't really see a difference."

Swift is happy that she did not go through with the surgery because "I think that I'd probably get turned on by the opportunity to scratch my own balls, and that might get kind of distracting on stage."

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