Written by Earl Grey
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Tuesday, 26 January 2010

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Brad and Su Bo went at each other like a pair of sex starved penguins

Brad Pitt has broken his silence and admitted that he has left Angelina Jolie in orser to start a new life with Susan Boyle. "I totally love Su Bo. It's an emotional thing, but it is also deeply physical. I remember the first time when Su Bo took me in her arms and lifted me up and carried me home."

Pitt described the way Su Bo moved as "poetry in motion" and said that he wanted to start a family with her. "For me it's a dream come true. I just love strong hairy women who look a little bit like my dad."

Susan Boyle is yet to confirm that the relationship is real, but close friends say that she was recently seen wearing a new cardigan.

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