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Tuesday, 26 January 2010

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The Front Entrance to the Pitt Grotto

While another Hollywood royalty marriage may be headed for a crash landing, Brad Pitt doesn't seem to be taking it too hard. What is being described as the best party of 2010 so far, took place in the Pitt's new bachelor pad, located in West Hollywood.

Giving the Playboy mansion a run for its money, the Pitt-without-Jolie estate boasts 27 rooms, two pools, and its own version of the famous candle lit grotto, buffeted by waterfalls covering both entrances.

Those lucky enough to be invited to the inaugural bash tell reporters, "I don't think I've ever seen that much champagne, tequila, or booty in one place. Brad is still the MAN", said Luke Wilson. Tearing up slightly, he followed with, "I with I had his nose. I could be a player if I had his nose".

Pauly Shore, also known to be a regular at the Playboy estate, apparently shifted alliances when the party was announced. "The Pittster, he's my buuuuddy. Yeah, and the poontang is primo". Shore, who crashed the party, was summarily discharged, quite physically, into the parking lot .

The Acme pool cleaning company was spotted outside the Pitt Pad the following day. One worker commented, "We've gotta drain it. Apparently too much anal in the grotto last night. Looks like the pool scene from Caddyshack".

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