LONDON - X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole was spotted at London's Heathrow Airport with a pair of lips that Mick Jagger, Angelina Jolie, and Lisa Rinna would all be jealous of.
Cole was asked about the sudden fullness in her lips but made no comment. Actually she did try to make a statement but her lips apparently have gotten so heavy that she had trouble trying to separate them to talk.
When Mrs. Ashley Cole was asked if she was considering joining Simon Cowell next year when he travels to America to kick of the U.S. version of X-Factor, Cheryl smiled and made a muffled sound.
One of the airport reporters noticed that Cheryl's tongue had somehow managed to get lodged between her fat-as-hell upper lip and her fat-as-hell lower lip.
The other reporters went off trying to find some other celebrity with normal looking lips that they can ask questions of and have them answered.
In other news. A West Coast publication is reporting that Tiger Woods has expressed a desire to travel to Haiti and play in a benefit golf tournament. Word is that top Haitian government officials have told him not to bother as they have already have enough problems without The Tiger Woods Golf Gate Circus sashaying into town.