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Monday, 25 January 2010

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Apparently during all the news about Sarah Palin giving up her governorship of Alaska and writing a bestseller and helping to raise grandson, Tripp, someone forgot to tell Tripp's father that he owes child support.

Levi Johnston, who has just finished a shoot for Playgal, has been very sporadic in sending in the payments though he has never denied that the baby is his.

Of course, he could ask Tiger Woods or John Edwards to take a DNA test but I doubt if that will happen.

When approached by reporters, including ass reporter, Dan Hilliard of UP2, Johnston stated that he HAD been sending payments but he could have skipped a few months.

"I've been very busy lately", stated Johnston.

So have Tiger and Edwards from all the hubbub.

"Besides, Bristol and her family have so much money from that book her mom has written, they probably lost my measley $1750 a month in the shuffle."

Perhaps if Johnston would consider writing his own book, they would drop the child support altogether.

-Dan Hilliard, Ass Reporter.

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