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Sunday, 24 January 2010

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Angelie Jolie has told reporters that she hopes she and Brad can stay together but she has gotten used to the idea of being without him.

"There wouldn't be a whole lot of difference if I have the kids around and we continue to spend a month at a time apart, doing movies", she told UP2.

"When we get back together it's great for a short while, say an hour, but then it's twitter for hours and on the phone talking with people for his next or last movie."

She also mentioned that she knows he's seeing other women and that she is no saint herself.

"We're just meeting here every so often like it's 'home base' to touch down and check in and see the kids."

The tabloids have had both of them all over the covers, especially that they are with other people.

"Not half of that stuff is true. It's usually someone we're making a movie with and they use those photos of us together. But, I'm afraid there are some true ones out there."

She wouldn't elaborate on which ones were true.

"Like I said, if we split and he came back often to see the kids, what's the difference?"

"Brangelina...sounds like Godzilla's sister."

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