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Friday, 22 January 2010

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15 Year-Old Imi Is The Tallest At 4 Foot, Ten

Orphaned Pygmy children have hired a translator from Belgium to get the word out on the internet and elsewhere that they do not want to be adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

"We see them in the news at the big house all the time and they are always gone and have others see to their children. We have that here. Plus the war never comes close to us like the one between Angelina and Brad, right there in the living room."

The kids say they just want to lie low and wait for the current battle to be over and head back to their homes in the Itura Forest where it is nice and peaceful.

The kids have also sent a copy of their message to the embassies of other countries but sent a dozen to the American embassy, as they don't want Madonna or any other Hollywood type adopting them.

"They just want to show us off before them Papa Ratsie. Then they scurry off to do their clubbing and movies. Uhunh. That ain't for us.", stated Imi Hallet.

"If Jean Pierre were still alive, he would speak for us but now we are speaking for ourselves."

"BRANGELINA, LEAVE US BE!"

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