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Thursday, 21 January 2010

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Tigers Milk?

This time last year, before she revealed she was sleeping with Tiger Woods, no one knew Jaimee Grubbs but now that people do, she's milking it big time!

"She's been on more magazine covers than President Obama over the last two months, wearing as little as possible", stated a relative of the family to UP2.

"I don't mean that President Obama is wearing as little as possible, I mean Maude Snotgrass...uh, Jaimee Grubbs."

She is referred to as "Tiger's sexiest mistress' in most of the articles as most of the Tiger's playmates have taken their cash and kept their mouths shut.

"Maude always did like to show off, ever since she developed boobs before the rest of us did. She had a good start at 13. Did I say 'Maude', I mean Heidi is it?..no, Jaimee with two E's, for goddess sakes."

Most think she is still growing with all that she's been showing.

Maybe it's the Tigers Milk?

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