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Topics: Cher, Heidi Montag

Thursday, 21 January 2010

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Barbie Lookalike?

At her present stage, Heida Montag is on course to set all records in plastic surgery.

Her face looks like it might break should she show too much emotion and apparently, she doesn't really care so long as she has a certain look.

"I know I look like a Barbie Doll but look at all those ladies around Hugh Hefner, they ALL look alike and they all look like me, only they are merely 'touched up'."

Asked on Good Morning America for a response to those who say she is addicted to plastic surgery, she tried to deny it but sort of realized the truth as she defended herself. She stopped right in the middle of her answer and stated, "I don't think I'm addicted to plastic surgery but I am addicted to looking great."

Most fans thought she looked great to begin with but if you'll compare her photo now with Heida of not that many years ago, it doesn't look like the same person.

"Sometimes I feel like I'm living inside of my surface self. I guess it is a perfection thing."

"As someone once said 'This is me. I live here in this body, someone has made for me'. However, I do miss feeling people who touch me."

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