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Tuesday, 19 January 2010

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The newest Lambert on American Idol, Alex Lambert may have a shot at reaching the top two heights of Adam Lambert, whom he calls "My Big Sister".

Alex then stated that he knew Adam would appreciate the humor of his remarks.

"Adam loves controversy and if I came on here and stated how I would love to be 'fortunate' enough to be like him and get all gushy like a Miss America contestant, he'd cut me down to size. But if I get on here with these crazy glasses and start all kinds of rumors, it would make him a fan."

Alex then told UP2 that he does hope to make it, even to number 1.

"If you're not going for the top, why get on here in the first place?"

Alex Lambert, according to several dependable sources, has made it to the show's top 24 at least.

From here on, who knows how high the Texas native with the weird glasses will go?

"Whatever Sis thinks of me, at least he has to love my glasses. I'm a big fan of Roy Orbison and also ZZ Top, plus lights can give me a migraine."

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