Get a Grip on Gossip, the new Tabloid on news stands today says that their reporter Gessie Gotcha has found Tiger Woods and has been hiding in the woods near the "rehab" clinic in Arizona where Tiger is getting help with his "problem".
The rehab establishment is well known for having helped others who have the same problem Tiger has. Seems Tiger can't help bedding women. They say this is called "Sex Addiction".
How does one become addicted to sex?
A professor at the study of Sexual Behaviors Institute relates, "It comes from constantly wanting to have sex, sex and more sex.
Is there a cure the professor was asked?
"No, no cure, but none of my patients seems to care"!