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Monday, 18 January 2010

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It's a good thing that singer Britney Spears has completed her long 'Circus Tour' as family and friends say that she has become completely unbalanced.

"We're doing the best we can for her", stated agent Herb Hemp. "Her dad is also helping. Her brother and sister have been here but neither of them are any help. Probably need help themselves."

Hemp states that they had Britney in an "Unbalanced Rehab Center" at present so she cannot hurt herself.

"They have placed pillows all around her. No sharp edges on the corners of the furniture and the carpet is so thick we lost the dog twice."

Poor Britney. Just after completing her big comeback, she goes and becomes unbalanced.

"It's really sad seeing her walking around, while trying to keep that little bubble inside the 'level' she carries right in the middle between the two grooved lines", stated her father.

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