Written by Bureau
Print this
Topics: Tiger Woods

Sunday, 17 January 2010

image for Tiger's Woods Secret 'Scorecard' Discovered By Elin
First Few Pages Blank

Elin Nordegren, wife of Tiger Woods, was back at their Florida estate looking for things to take back to Europe with her when she found a secret drawer in Tiger's desk.

Inside were several photos that caught her attention, she reported to a traveling companion who came over with her.

"Underneath the photos she said she found a booklet that had "SCORECARD" on the front."

Later she told the friend that she couldn't believe it. "He's a rat, not a Tiger. He's been keeping score of all the bimbos, including me with them!"

Elin also stated she did not care for what was written down and showed it to her friend:

Here is the list, according to what the friend could remember:

Cheryl: Eagle

Cathy: Par

Elin: Par

Barb: Bogey

Charlotte: DOUBLE BOGEY!!!

Elin then told her friend that she wanted "Charlotte" to come forward because she sensed a "sister" there.

Elin held up the booklet to the press as she left.

"This will cost you another $100 million, Tiger! I may write a book. I've plenty of material!" a reporter for UP2 stated.

Make Bureau's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 plus 3?

4 2 3 7
127 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more