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Sunday, 17 January 2010

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Souvenirs Of The Past

During a performance in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Julio Iglesias told the audience that he had abandoned "rabbit sex" fifteen years ago. The famous lover had quite a reputation, but he says it is no longer true.

He had earlier told an audience in Monterrey, Mexico the same thing.

"When I was younger, it was hop on and off, but about 15 years ago I hopped off for good. Not that I don't enjoy sex, it means less to you as you get older."

At this, nearly a third of the females got up and left their seats. Embarrassed Iglesias shouted, "I'll be over later!"

Outside, a couple of ladies were interviewed by UP2.

"Did his announcement cause you to leave?"

"Yes, I was not here to hear him sing but to encounter his reputation", stated one.

"Not me. I just hated to be reminded of my own age", stated the second, "even though I love to hear him sing."

She then told the other lady, "I was in the audience 30 years ago, during the rabbit years. And that's all it was, hopping on and off in less than a minute and hopping out the door to a taxi."

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