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Sunday, 17 January 2010

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Barack and Michelle's oldest daughter Malia may have a wish come true before long as she has been invited to a walk-on role as an extra in the June, 2010 movie, Twilight Eclipse.

"She is really excited", stated the First Lady, Michelle. "This has topped everything in her life except for Barack becoming President of the United States and the birth of her sister, Sasha. Maybe even above the birth of her sister", she laughed.

Her part is said to be among several background groups and one to herself. She doesn't speak at all, but she will get to see herself in the movie and so will the First Family who promised her they wouldn't miss her "premiere".

Malia is 12 so the Twilight movies have been something special to her and she will get to meet a lot of the cast.

"We have saved her a spot although much of the film has been completed in sections. Of course, everybody in it will finish up close to the time of release", stated one of the directors. Malia has been exposed to a lot of cameras already, so we don't expect her to have any trouble."

Meanwhile, little sister, Shasta, replied when asked how she felt about the situation, "Oh Daddy owes me big time! BIG TIME! I already have something in mind and he better not say no."

First Kids are much like their counterparts all over the world it seems.

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