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Saturday, 23 January 2010

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Mila Kunis practicing in her backyard to play the part of Demi Moore.

SANTA MONICA - The former star of That 70's Show, Mila Kunis informed her manicurist that she will become Mrs. Macaulay Culkin, on February 14, 2010.

The 26-year-old Kunis, which rhymes with 'Boonies,' said that she has decided that it is time for her to settle down with just one guy.

She noted that for a while, she was dating a guy on Friday, and then a different guy on Saturday. She says that she felt like she was the human version of the Wheel of Fortune with everyone taking a crack at her.

The Ukrainian-born Kunis said that she has dated dozens of nice Russian males and although she enjoyed talking to them in Russian and learning even more cuss words than she already knows her heart belongs to the actor who starred in the Home Alone movie series parts 1 through 8, Macaulay Culkin.

Culkin describes himself as being 29 going on 19. Mila says that she likes Macaulay because he is an excellent cook and he treats her like a Russian princess.

Mila recently told Oprah Winfrey that she has agreed to play the part of Demi Moore in the movie Demi and The Silly Boy Toy. The film is based on Demi Moore's marriage to Ashton Kutcher, who is young enough to be her grandson.

In a related story. Mila Kunis has convinced the movie producers to cast her husband-to-be Macaulay Culkin as Ashton Kutcher.

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