With all the marriage and family problems coming out his wazzoo, Charlie Sheen has asked to leave the popular television series, "Two & A Half Men".
"I got too much on my plate", Sheen was overheard to tell the shows producers. "So I'm going to suck it up and get myself ready for a new movie or something. Maybe a remake of 'A Streetcar Named Wanda'.
He then, according to the eavesdropper, passed out on the floor.
"I think Rosie will do well here", stated producer Tony Ortez. "We'll just have to make a few small changes." (Aside 'Oh please please please don't let her hurt me!)
The show itself will keep it's same position with CBS.
Rosie herself has been very happy of late with her new wife after her breakup about a year ago with Kelli Carpenter.
"It was crucial that we find another star well known to audiences for using women to feed her ravenous and oversized ego and appetite and that person is Rosie O'Donnell", stated Assistant CBS Entertainment Head, Ms. Butch Van Dyke.