Tiger Woods has finally agreed to enter a rehab center to deal with his groin problem of just not being able to keep "Little Tiger" in his pants.
Tiger has checked into The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic where he will remain for three weeks in hopes of attaining the goal of being able to control his erections.
The process involves a total of 17 steps which must all be achieved and mastered in order for the salacious situation to be totally eradicated.
Some of the clinics past patients have included Warren Beatty; Wilt Chamberlain, who claimed to have slept with 20,000 women; Charlie Sheen, Bill Clinton; and Wolf Blitzer.
Dr. Hemphill Baxterhiggy, who is the executive director of the clinic, said that with Mr. Woods the first hurdle will be to keep him away from sexy, foxy, money-hungry women.
He grinned and pointed out that bringing him to Hattiesburg, Mississippi is certainly a step in the right direction.
In a related story. Word out of Hollywood is that Tiger Woods has been approached by Universal Pictures to star as himself in the motion picture, 'Tiger Woods - The Man and His Infamous Putter.'