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Topics: Tiger Woods

Friday, 15 January 2010

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Curing the hots for the hole in one

Where is Tiger "holed up" ? - According to a little known tabloid aptly named; "Get a Grip on Gossip" it appears there is to be a contest running that will award $1,000 to the first picture submitted to the GGG tabloid that actually shows where the "Tiger" is holed up (no pun intended).

It is rumored that there is a possibility that he has skipped the country and is not even here in the United States.

Wife Elin does not even know where he is, or at least she is not telling.

One of his mistresses (name not disclosed) claims she is aware of the "hideout" as Tiger has sent text messages to her informing her of his whereabouts, "but I don't need that $1,000" she giggled, "It would be like asking me to trade a Lobster dinner for a Big Mac".

News correspondent Alicia Gonzalez of the GGG obtained a copy of the text message the alleged mistress received, but it is all written in code so is not decipherable.

"Too bad he didn't think of using code messages before" quipped one of his other alleged mistresses.

As of yet no one has come forward to claim the $1,000 prize.

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