Mao's China thought being gay was a crime and a mental illness. Now the world knows that China has opened up its doors to the West, but the Chinese are not yet ready for a "Mr Gay" contest quite yet!
The present Chinese government is quite prepared to allow gay behaviour in Taiwan (?) and Hong Kong but in mainland China, well, no thank you.
As a punishment the organiser of Mr Gay China was locked up in the women's department of the "Bejing Hilton Prison" AAAGH! Raped and gang-banged several times by the incarcerated women and now he's as straight as a Ruler (not Mao)
The present Chinese leader quoting an old Chinese ploverb written by Mao Tse Tongue said:
"Chinese flink that Gay is like a flower in your hair and not up your bum unless you come from San Francisco"!
The world is now waiting for gay Chinese to "come out" of their closet and be run over by tanks.
San Francisco, Gay centre of the planet answered: "We are deeply disturbed at the severe punishment dished out to the "Mr Gay" organiser and are pleading leniency and mercy on his behalf, the death penalty!