In a move that has sent shock waves through the entertainment industry, it has come to light that Beyoncé Knowles, otherwise known as simply Beyoncé, has performed for the Libyan Head Honcho, Colonel Gadafi and his son Hannibal.
The singer reputedly earned a million dollars for the performance on New Year's eve to America's favourite hate figure, and kept the whole concert under a tight secrecy blanket. However, on hearing of her follow up concerts, one close friend could not keep quiet any longer.
"She's in it for the money," said the anonymous friend. "It's not just Gadafi, she's also considering performing for Kim Jong Il. She also told me that she has received an offer from some English person called Nick Griffin. I believe she is calling this the Career Suicide Tour."
Investigations reveal that she has an up coming concert in Afghanistan, but there is no record that she is appearing for the soldiers fighting there, leading to the conclusion that Beyoncé will be performing for Osama Bin Laden.
Beyoncé strongly denies rumours of these up coming secret gigs, and would not be drawn on the Gadafi gig, except to say that she hadn't realised who it was, her management company was handling all the dates. Her management company is run by her father.