Popular satirical website TheSpoof.com today announced through Chairman Mark The Merciless, that the Forum feature, forumbot, would be replaced as of next month by BGT icon Susan Boyle.
"We felt it was time for a change," Mark The Merciless told us. "We felt that the forums would benefit from a human touch, rather than automated random story selection. It's my feeling that Susan will keep a firm grip on the pulse and bring up the stories which people really want to discuss."
A neighbour of Susan Boyle, in Blackburn, Scotland, (Not Blackburn Lancashire) told us:
"Och aye Jimmy. It's a stroke ae pure bliddy genius replacing yon forumbot wi' wee Susan. She's a big fan ae the Spoof, even though they rip the bliddy pish oot ae her frae the most part. But ye see, wee Susan kens a guid yarn when she sees wan, especially if it's aboot pussy - she loves tae stroke her wee pussy - a bit like yon Mrs Slocombe oot ae Are Ye Bein' Served ye Bass. An she's deed keen right enuff on cockerels an that. She telt me that it wiz her ambition tae meet Bargis Tryhol and Fernando Monte Verde. She'll dae a grand job. Dinnae ye worry yer aerse aboot that."
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