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Thursday, 14 January 2010

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100k Here We Come - Duncan Whitehead Relishes The Challenge.

Inmates at the Moorview Institution For The Criminally Insane, also known as the Spoof writing stable had their computer keyboards literally smoking tonight as they pounded out a phenomenal number of Spoof news stories in response to Administrative Editor Mark the Merciless's plea for 100k stories by 2011.

Queen Mudder, perched in her specially adapted electric chair was pounding the keys so fast that at one point her keyboard caught fire.

Abel Rodriguez hammered at his keyboard like a demented Texan Liberace (but not in a gay way of course) proving that quality need not be sacrificed for quantity.

Bargis 'The Tripod' Tryhol even stopped playing with his oversized wiener in order to concentrate on story output.

Captain Morse hurried back from pirating duty in Somalia in order to join in with the group effort.

Jalapenoman even took a raincheck on a trip to pick up some Jamaican hot pepper sauce to join in.

The story was repeated around the world.

In Thailand, Monkey Woods kicked a ladyboy up the arse in order to concentrate on quality spoofing, and in the UK Colonel Juan, Lynton, Iain B, Birbee, and JaggedOne were pulling out all the stops.

The new writers did their bit too, thrashing out story after story, admirably keeping the pace with their longer standing peers.

The Doc even turned down an internal proctological examination in order to join the gang of criminally insane miscreants.

In fact, the only dissenting voice came from our esteemed friend in the Emerald Isle, Fergus McCarthy, who said he was way too busy to be writing silly stories, yet nevertheless promised total support in the forums.

More as we get it.

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