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Thursday, 14 January 2010

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It was mass confusion yesterday on the third floor of the New Yorker 2 Hotel when a chase scene right out of a movie appeared before the startled eyes of the people on the third floor.

Susan Boyle, who is afraid of heights and has trouble with elevators, was beginning to take a shower.

Meanwhile, in the other room of the spacey hotel near Central Park, Simon Cowell was interviewing some possible appearances for his road show, featuring several members of his newly discovered talent group.

Just as she was stepping out of her shower, Susan Boyle's cat, Poopsy, suddenly grabbed a piece of paper out of her dress pocket and ran off with it.

Boyle, having seen the little thief, yelled for somebody to stop Poopsy! She had stolen Boyle's lucky paper with a certain quote on it, that she had carried on her person from the time she appeared the first time and stole the hearts of the audience on "Britain's Got Talent".

Grabbing a big towel. Boyle began chase but just as she reached Poopsy, the door opened and Adam Lambert came in as Poopsy made a dash for the hall.

Next Boyle's towel got hung on the doorknob and a very pink pleasantly plump lady went scurrying down the hall on the third floor yelling "Poopsy! Here Puss! Here Puss! Puss! Puss!" and people opening their doors to see what was the matter.

Several immediately closed it again except one elderly gentleman who's room Poopsy ran into. Being knocked off his feet by Big Pink, the gentleman received an apology as Big Pink came back through with a panting Poopsy in her arms.

"Everything's OK now, stated Boyle as she grabbed the towel and put it back on in her room. I got Poopsy and my lucky paper."

Simon Cowell then excused himself from the group to go around the floor and purchasing a few photos.

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