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Thursday, 14 January 2010

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Latest news out of Hollywood today is that Britney Spears has signed to play one of the Bush family in a new movie coming to your town this fall.

So far, no one knows whose member she will play but she is excited about the part.

"I have been dangling.....angling for this role for years, because sooner or later there was bound to be a movie coming along about the Bush family", Ms Spears told reporters this morning, including our own.

One person who will be involved in the making of the movie has hinted that Britney may play Aunt Harry, the Bush member often seen while the family occupied the White House for 12 years.

"Her actual name is Harriet but everybody calls her Aunt Harry."

He also stated that they plan to make the movie a comedy.

"You'll hear George W. doing all his favorite spoonerisms and Jeb wants to 'Weeeel Doggies' a lot even though we told the actor that that was Jed (Clampett) not Jeb Bush but he just answers 'Weeeeel Doggies'. Probably no one will recognize the difference."

Barbara Bush will apparently be played by Sir Elton John in his first major movie role.

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