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Thursday, 14 January 2010

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Just a little pot belly for Russell, just like Bernini.

Following the recent media storm about the couple's whirlwind romance, reports of Katy Perry's pregnancy were vehemently denied by both Perry and new beau, Russell Brand.

Though she can be seen with the hint of a bulge just above the belt line, accentuated by her consistent choices for belly shirt fashions, Katy Perry tells reporters that there is a "perfectly good reason" for the change in body contour. "Russell simply likes a little pot belly on a woman, instead of the stick figures you see on the runway".

Supporting that claim, Ms. Perry can be seen quite regularly at just about all fast food restaurants around town, with a reported preference for the "double cheeseburger". She also prefers to indulge in something that might be considered an oxymoron of the highest degree from a certain Taco franchise; the "Burrito Supreme".

Friends of Brand support his preference for a little meat on the bones, telling reporters that he always preferred his women to be reminiscent of a "Bernini sculpture". "Madonna-esque, he called them, but not referring to the middle aged American beast with the steel cone bras".

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