CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have invited Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to visit them in their luxurious Mexican mansion resort located down in Cabo San Lucas, Baja California.
Efron and Hudgens have leased the mansion resort for the entire year at a cost of 12.7 million pesos [$1 million U.S.].
The resort includes a 9,000 square foot hacienda, which is equipped with a regulation size bullring in the middle courtyard and 24-hour access to a professional bullfighting instructor Paco "El Flaco" Del Taco.
The hacienda resort also includes a workshop for making all kinds of authentic Mexican products such as pinatas, serapes, maracas, huaraches (sandals), Mexican pesos, and burro saddles.
Kristen pointed out that the mansion is also equipped with a state-of-the-art Margarita machine, imported from East Los Angeles, which can expertly prepare five Margaritas per minute.
Efron pointed out that the hacienda staff includes three cooks, four gardeners, three security guards, and a trio of wandering mariachis (minstrels) who not only know every mariachi song ever written but can do cover versions of songs by Harry Connick, Jr., The Eagles, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Celine Dion.
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