Incredibly alluring and sexy fragrance queen Kim Kardashian admitted today that she has overwhelming urges to have sex with a man she has never met, Spoof writer Bargis Tryhole.
"I read his stories on that red spoof site (www.thespoof.com) and they send me into orgasmic ecstasy!" the Keeping Up With the Karashians star told the news media. "I don't even care what he looks like. If he's 50 and fat I will jump on him and we will make beautiful love over and over!"
Tryhole admitted he was also attracted to the former Playboy model. "I even went online to try to win a date with her and her sister. I will go out with her so long as her sister Khloe comes along", Bargis insisted.
Kim was overjoyed to hear that Tryhole would consider dating her and offered not only her sister but three of her sexiest friends as well.
"I really don't want to share him but if a menage of one, two or three will make him happy then I will gladly oblige!" she said with her nipples erect and as she ran her right hand down the front lining of her very short skirt.
Tryhole also insisted that she fly to England and pay for the evening including the hotel room, conditions Kardashian found more than reasonable. "I would even pay him" she said, saliva running down her face.
"I am on a budget" Tryhole explained. "Of course, I may marry her for her money then I won't have to worry about that budget thing".