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Monday, 11 January 2010

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While everyone knows that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have their 'ups and downs', few know about the spankings that have been a rumor for many years among Hollywood insiders.

"I first heard about it from Billy Bob, Angelina's former husband", stated one insider. "Angelia reportedly told Thornton that when Brad was small, he received a lot of spankings for being bad until the parents found out that he loved them."

"Brad's ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, is the one who told me and she should know", stated another off record. "After all, they were married. Of course I never believed it because she and Angelina are always getting their digs in about each other."

Then a third person told UP2 that the whole spanking thing was nothing more than something Aniston had made up earlier and promised not to reveal if Brad came back to her, but it had the opposite affect. Now he doesn't trust her.

Does he or doesn't he, a member of the family stated "No. It was Billy Bob who used to spank Angelina!"

"That's not the way I heard it! Billy Bob used to spank HER!"

"Well, I got it from Alex Aniston...."

Stay tuned for a spanking new update on the situation.

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