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Topics: Music, nudes

Monday, 11 January 2010

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Drummer Who Played With Group For Free

The Five Nudes have included a Free 150 page photo magazine and Video of performances with their new CD, "No Nudes Is Bad Nudes" and think that, at only $10.95, you're getting a bargain.

"We've had 500,000 pre-orders stated Sherry "Boom Boom" Lancaster. And not very many people have heard us sing."

"That's because we do mostly music numbers and Gail sometimes just hula hoops or trampolines down front", stated Leslie Moran. "But I can really rock on air guitar."

Boom Boom says she joins Gail on one double-trampoline number 'Jump!'.

Long John Haselitt is on the drums and you can actually hear him over the backup orchestra at times.

Hairy Lewis, founder of The Nudes, is lead hanger ...singer out front and it's amazing what he can do on really high notes, if you look close.

"I wanted to call us, "Hairy Lewis & The Nudes" but somebody said there was a group by that name. I checked it out and they were wrong but by that time we already had our current name", stated Hairy.

However, the group really rocks out with 'The Heart of Rock & Roll Is Still Beating' only instead of city names, they call out other organ's names besides the heart.

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