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Monday, 11 January 2010

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Starrs Magazine and TheSpoof.com ask "stars" for their opinions

Movie Stars favorite magazine is most decidedly The Starrs.

I recently conducted a poll asking the "stars" of Hollywood to email us their favorite publication and it was The Starrs, with TheSpoof.com running a close second.

Tom Jones was the first such "star" to reply to the poll and he stated; "I love the Starrs magazine and really enjoy TheSpoof.com, I am just so happy to see my name appear anywhere nowdays".

Those of the younger generation who do not know who Tom Jones is, he was a top singer years ago and women in their 60's and 70's still swoon to his tunes.

The second "star" to reply to the poll was Warren Beatty. "I can't believe I still have fans out there" wrote Beatty. He further wrote, "If it wouldn't be for fans still being interested in my penis, I wouldn't get any press at all"!

The Starrs publication and TheSpoof.com thanks all the Hollywood "stars" who have partaken of their recent poll and hopes that more "stars" will respond to the poll soon.

Subscribe to the STARRS and TheSpoof.com to see if your favorite "stars" are giving you their opinions.

Related story: The Queen of England was said to enjoy reading about her son and her "son's wife" in The Starrs and has her computer set to see what is on TheSpoof.com also.

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