Las Vegas - (Ass Mess): A new mechanical life-size rubber doll may be prematurely withdrawn from the market after its inventor revealed the automaton 'comes with five personalities'.
The 'Roxxxy' made its debut at the Adult Entertainment Expo this weekend in Las Vegas amid sex workers' warnings the raven haired prototype "could seriously freak out punters."
"Pandering to the schizoid niche market?" Las Vegas cathouse madam Ms Petal Hardcore commented.
"Ya really need another doll that climaxes with multiple personalities?"
The $9,000 toy is connected wirelessly via the internet to a laptop command centre for customising an apparently realistic skin temperature, aperture tightness and language skills.
And that's where the product vulnerabilities may originate.
"Imagine some guy hacks into your doll's program," Ms Petal added, "downloads a virus and inserts point-of-climax expletives from the bipolar spectrum...
"Or tampers with the oral sex program with a Kinky Paranoid Cannibal Babes From Hell borderline personality disorder?
"Doesn't bare (sic) thinking about!"