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Saturday, 9 January 2010

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Breathholes hope to make it big in US

London, England. Hot new music group, the Breathholes, have landed in America to consolidate their nationwide fame here in Britain, as well as may be even get some new fans in the 'States.

The four lads, sporting smart suits and well groomed hair, are booked to appear on the Ted Caravan Show, where they will perform some of their new numbers including "I want to roll your flan" and "Tour my oven" together with "Please leave me". Their manager, Brine Upshine, is confident that the boys will impress. "I paid all the radio stations to play only their records....so what do you think?"

Rumours abound that a Royal award such as an MBE may be in the wings to which Brine replied "Well, ah, yeah, I just sent Her Majesty a little cheque to cover that very possibility, ah, yeah".

Breathholes' fans are anxiously awaiting news of their idol's progress in America.

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