REDWOOD CITY, CALIFORNIA - A new transgressions mode is being developed for the next Tiger Woods computer game. The mode was revealed at a press conference today.
Despite being in the early stages of development, when asked about the features on Transgressions Mode, a spokesman said: 'Without giving too much away, players can expect to take control of Tiger in Las Vegas casinos, as well as behind the wheel of his Escalade, escaping from Elin. It's going to be a fucking great laugh, that's for sure!'
Rumours about being able to text Tiger's mistresses, however, remain unconfirmed as of yet.
Speaking exclusively with me during a rare mobile phone call from his yacht in Florida, Woods commented: 'Y'know, this Transgressions Mode is kinda neat. They came to me with the idea a few weeks ago, and I thought, yeah, that's kinda neat.'
'I want to ensure that my shennanigans are replicated as accurately as possible in the game, which is why my involvement in the development is so important. I'm really looking forward to getting things started, and think it could single-handedly relaunch my career.'
Woods concluded: 'Did I mention that it's going to be kinda neat?'