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Friday, 8 January 2010

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Is Tiger Possessed?

Perhaps all the recent goings-on have caused the talented golfer to go a little bananas but a source close to Tiger has told us that Tiger Woods has bleached his face till it's whiter and had a nose job.

He also wants custody of the kids so he can "dangle the youngest over the famous 12th hole at the Masters Tournament for luck.

"He's coming unglued", stated the insider who only wants to help Tiger out.

"Tiger Woods wife Elin has hired all these detectives to go back through the women in his past AND the number of his billions to see how much she can get. Now the Feds are swarming over his tax records and deposits, to see if they can get their claws on some of it."

In other words, the buzzards are circling while Tiger needs an Eagle on the 18th to survive the cut.

Now we hear about the strange way he's acting, if he has indeed had his skin bleached and his nose fixed.

"Perhaps he's been possessed by Michael Jackson", stated the insider. "Or maybe, possessed by the same thing that possessed Michael Jackson!"

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