Reports coming in to this office suggest that Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood 62, is psyching himself up to give Jonas Altberg aka Basshunter a bloody good kicking, when he comes out of the CBB house.
Wood is furious that Jonas has been making up to old flame Katia without his express permission. And he's been doing some sparring, calisthenics, and heavy bag work in preparation for a full on assault on the Swedish headbanger.
Wood denied that he and Katia had ever discussed a reconciliation and has stated that his relationship with her is over. However, he still regards Katia as his personal property and sees Jonas's wooing of his ex as a personal affront. So he's going to kick ass, and no mistake.
Wood's ex-wife, Jo told us:
"Ignore him. He's a silly old man. All full of wind, piss, and bitterness."
*The editorial team of satirical website theSpoof.com received a thank you card from CBB producers Endemol, for all the free advertising the site had given to CBB, even though CBB has been largely ignored (rightfully so) by Spoof contributors.
**Ronnie Wood is not related to Tiger Woods or Monkey Woods.
More as we get it.