In what so far has been the most tedious ever series of Celebrity Big Brother, there has been but one startling revelation.
Hollywood actor, Stephen Baldwin - of the Baldwin acting dynasty - who played Barney Rubble in the live action Flintstones movie, has turned out to be a really annoying bible-bashing bore.
Baldwin has subjected his housemates to interminable bible readings, inevitably followed by a debate during which he attempts to foist his own twisted brand of Christianity on them all.
Self confessed 25 wanks-a-day man Jonas, aka Basshunter, seems mightily unimpressed, as does Lady Sovereign, who isn't really a Lady at all, and who is so famous that hardly anybody has heard of her.
Ex-soccer star Vinnie Jones, star of the Guy Ritchie movie 'Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels' tends to look at Baldwin like he's gone out.
Page 3 girl Nicola T is clearly out of her depth in the BB house, saying only that she has a short attention span and that everything just goes way over her head. Speculation has surfaced recently among commentators that poor Nicola would struggle to work out the technicalities of a light switch.
Cage fighting tranny Alex Reid has so far done little but complain how the press have made him out to be a lady-boy, and about how manipulative and devious the press are.
Like we didn't know that already.
The NHS are considering bulk-buying tapes of the show as an economical way of dealing with chronic insomnia cases.
More as we get it.