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Thursday, 7 January 2010

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"Winehouse Weener, For The Weener In You"

Amy Winehouse is now in the cologne business but not just any cologne, it's Winehouse Weener, something that ladies can spray on their husbands to get HER in the mood.

Leave it to Ms. Winehouse to go against the flow and try something completely different. Now women can use a spray alongside her own beautiful scent, right on her date.

Richard Simmons, spokesman and promoter for the Winehouse product, says it can work miracles.

"Any guy you meet at a bar who is reeking of Old Spice or Budweiser takes only one spray and suddenly, it's weener time."

"Plus I can vouch for it myself. I tried a sample on myself and you should have seen the gals and guys given me that special look."

Amy says that anyone wanting a free sample can have one every time they donate sperm at the sperm bank "as we have a deal that we get 10% of their donations to use as one of our secret ingredients."

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