Written by Zpppy101
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Topics: Pornography

Thursday, 7 January 2010

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The baby boom generation may soon have the geriatric porn they have been begging for in a movie remake of a very popular 1970's porn flick.

The movie is said to start production next month deep in the Florida everglades. Secret sources report the title chosen for the leading stars names. It could possibly be Betty White and Bob Barker, or Betty Boop and Bob Hoskins - who knows?!

The plot to the movie is simple. An aging cheerleader uses her pom poms to stimulate her old lover who has memory problems and at random times through the movie calls out numbers. If all is true, the movie will be a touchdown of titillation and humor.

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