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Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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Joan Rivers' Newark-bound airplane taking off without her on it.

BANANAVILLE, Costa Rica - Comedienne Joan Rivers was not allowed to board a plane bound for Newark, New Jersey because her passport read Joseph Rosenberg instead of Joan Rosenberg her real name.

The airline agent identified as Eppie De La Nutterworth told Rivers that she would not allow her to board since her gender did not match her appearance.

Rivers exploded calling the agent a stupid, clueless, overweight, dishwater brunette bitch who makes Kirstie Alley look anorexic.

The agent responded by telling Ms. Rivers that she resented her calling her clueless because since she wasn't going to allow her to board the plane showed that she was in fact quite non-clueless.

Rivers tried to kick the agent and in the process lost her balance and fell breaking the heel of her left high heel shoe.

She picked herself up off the floor and told the agent that she was going to make a call to Nancy Pelosi and see about getting her ass fired.

De La Nutterworth asked Rivers why she wanted Pelosi fired.

"You!" Rivers screamed in her high pitched Jewish diva voice. "You! You Costa Rican jungle slut"

Rivers told the agent that when she gets through with her she won't even be able to get a job working the midnight shift in a Costa Rican banana factory spray painting each banana with yellow #9 dye.

De La Nutterworht smiled and said, "Ms. Rivers, do you hear that?"

Rivers looked at her and told her that she didn't hear shit. She asked her what sound was she was talking about.

Mrs. De La Nutterworth replied that it was the unmistakable sound of her plane taking off for Newark without her botox lipped, liposucked faced, tit nipped, tummy tucked, effen Jewish, prima donna, drama queen, bitch ass!

Rivers sat down on the airport floor. She started crying and throwing up on her lap.

In other news. Country singer Wynonna Judd has stated that since going on her Diet Donut Diet, she has gone from wearing a size 54 to wearing a size 52, in just 12 short weeks.

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