MANHATTAN - The newly divorced Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 TV fame was in town for an interview with MILF Monthly Magazine.
Kate walked into the magazine's office sporting a new hairdo, a minidress that showed a quick glimpse of her pink bikini thongs, and a smile on her face that could light up the darkest jungle in Africa.
Kate looks a lot more relaxed and less stressed out. She told a reporter for MILF that since her divorce it feels like a big weight has been lifted off her back.
She smiled and then added, a 150 pound weight of Korean (blank). Kate laughed and said that she was just being kind of bitchy which she knows is what makes her so gosh darn likable.
Ms. Gosselin was asked how the kids were doing and she replied that they're fine and they have just about adjusted to not having the Korean (blank) around anymore.
Kate then said that she is in the process of writing her next book, which is tentatively titled, The 127 Real Reasons Why I Dumped The Korean's Butt.
When asked if she didn't think that she was a little bit prejudice Kate's eyes lit up and said "Prejudice, how about him. He used to call me all kinds of names."
Such as what she was asked. And she replied that Jon would call her a hoochie mama, a honky tonker, a stale cracker, and bargain bin white trash.
Kate said that all she ever called him was the "K" word and never in front of the kids who are after all half "K's."
Gosselin was asked if there was a new man in her life. She blushed and said that there was a new man in her life, and that he was actually Cambodian.
Kate started laughing and said, "Gotcha!"
She then added that he was actually a very nice white man who lives in Delaware and who owns a string of day care centers. Kate grinned from ear to ear and looked just like the Pennsylvania cat that had just swallowed the Delaware canary.
In unrelated news (now). Jon Gosselin, Kate's ex-husband was reportedly seen at a pawn shop trying to purchase some clothes and underwear.