Written by Encaydeee
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Topics: Tiger Woods

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

The eleventh woman linked to international world famous golfer today was Traycee Shaniqua Johnson, a 27 year old black cocktail waitress. According to sources, she had boasted about the realationship to several friends, one of whom eventually called in to deliver this scoop.

Traycee is said to live in Detroit, with a room-mate. She has no children. Despite all her boasting, her friend says it appears she did not want the press to know. Bookies are offering bets on a bribe over US$500, odds 3000/1.

This news will no doubt please Reverend of , who earlier this week complained that Tiger Woods was not giving to the black community by only dating white women. All we have to say is Hallelujah - a black one at last.

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