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Tuesday, 5 January 2010

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Tila Tequila and Casey Johnson had been inseperable for nearly a whole month before tragedy struck

Los Angeles - (MuffBuff): Dirty Sexy Politics: A True Story author Meghan McCain is back in LA comforting a bereaved Tila Tequila.

The daughter of GOP presidential candidate 2008 John McCain and his wife Sindeep (sic) broke off an exploratory goodwill trip to Bristol Palin in Alaska to be with Ms Slammer as she is known in LA.

The two hugged, kissed, fondled, groped around a bit, rolled around on the floor, took a shower together, jumped onto the waterbed and made out 'just like old times' this afternoon following the shock announcement of Casey Johnson's death.

Pants-Off Dance-Off host and reality TV entertainer Tila has been distraught since her heiress fiancee was found lifeless yesterday.

The 30 year-old's death is so far unexplained pending toxicology reports from the LA Coroner's Orifice.

Also inexplicable is Tila's recollection of events leading to the pharma heiress's mystery demise.

Ms Tequilla Slammer 2009 as she is known in the industry has recalled 'a lover's tiff' somewhere around the night of 28/29 December.

Then silence for nearly one whole week during which time Casey's phone was off the hook, emails went unopened and all attempts to communicate via third parties drew a blank.

Yesterday morning Ms Johnson was found dead in her home, prescription medication for her diabetes untouched, other pills and potions unopened.

Late this afternoon McCain and Tequila took calls from Lindsay Lohan, Sam Ronson and Paris Hilton - all still in shock at the terrible news.

The trio had only just got over the Christmas Eve burial of movie actress Brittany Murphy, another diabetic, whose sudden unexpected death last December shocked Hollywood.

"Gee, I guess I'll just have to get a new funeral frock for the Cremation," Hilton sighed wistfully.

"Such bad luck to be seen twice in the same Dolce & Gabbana mourning dress in the space of a fortnight!"

Details of the burial are expected to be released later this week.

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