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Tuesday, 5 January 2010

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Recently married Kevin Jonas, apparently making up for lost time as a virgin, has knocked up his young wife Danielle according to reports out of Hollywood this morning.

The newlywed bride reportedly told friends of her family that Kevin was a wild man in bed where they spent their first week, while he occasionally allowed her to call out for food, time to eat and take a shower every once in awhile.

"She said that he was all backed up in his plumbing", according to one friend. "They wanted three kids and they are off to a good start. She may have three the first time."

The lanky 22-year-old Kevin married his sweetheart Danielle Deleasa, 23, on Dec. 19, and already the newlyweds are telling friends they're starting a family and are finally leaving their honeymoon suite.

"Danielle is one of three siblings and Kevin comes from a big family, too, with three younger brothers," a the friend stated.

"Danielle did ask me to warn any young ladies to beware, if they marry one of the other Jonas Brothers, they'll need to prepare themselves well if he is as 'backed up' as Kevin! Not that she's complaining."

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