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Tuesday, 5 January 2010

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Casey was an attractive gay blonde whose life was a trainwreck

Los Angeles - (Propofool): LA pathologists were piecing together today Casey Johnson's final hungover hours.

Reports claim she'd lain in a coma for nearly a week 'before fiancee Tila Tequila reckoned she could be dead.'

Three weeks previously the pair had flashed the rocks at their engagement party - just days after socialite Casey was busted for grand theft.

And a month prior to that the pharma heiress's hair apparently caught fire in a bust-up with ex-shag Courtenay Semel.

Jasmine Lennard, Semel's new live-in lover, was pursuing Johnson through the courts in an alleged 'vibrator abuse' incident connected to the theft of her property.

Johnson was 30 and like recently deceased actress Brittany Murphy was a diabetic on prescription meds.

She leaves behind a little adopted Kazakh daughter Ava whose care and custody has been the subject of a lawsuit by Casey's own Mom.

The socialite's colorful life was cut short tragically early however 'without any tacky shower incident' such as described by Brittany widower Simon Monjack.

The movie director was repoerted as having put his wife's lifeless body 'in for a dunk' in a desperate effort to revive her.

She's buried in Glendale near Michael Jackson.

A plot nearby has been reserved for the Johnson family.

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