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Monday, 4 January 2010

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Although there was much talk about Chris Brown being at a New Year's Party given by Lady Gaga at the Fontainesbleau, it's the fact that she has been seen several times lately with Adam Lambert that getting all the attention.

Of course, being seen together is quite a sight, as they have given dozens of migraine headaches with their flashing fashion.

When asked about inviting Chris Brown to her party, Lady Gaga stated that she wanted him to feel welcome somewhere for the Holiday.

"Everyone blames Chris but that young lady, Rihanna, is no innocent. You guys who cover her, know that."

"Was that a pun?"

"Of course not. Why don't we give Chris a break and see what happens? He is a talented artist, I do know that. Look, he's giving you guys the peace sign, not the bird -which I do so often."

And Adam Lambert?

"Wow! He can almost be as flashy as I am. We are Liberace! Hah! That's a good slogan. He's a beautiful man and we are comrades at heart. Who knows what will happen? We're not into 'planning' things."

Guess we'll be hearing more of that "We are Liberace" even though I am sick of it already. They certainly have the teeth for it. This is James Dee for UP2.

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