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Monday, 4 January 2010

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Had Enough?

According to neighbors, there was a big fight a couple of weeks ago in which they could not help overhearing from standing in their yards in the wind and snow.

"It's not everyday that you see a drunken nude Brad Pitt get out of a car and go up to the door of their house. Then he staggered back to the car and then some more shouting from inside the house", stated one neighbor.

Another stated that she heard the yelling and went out in time to see Pitt 'without a stitch' going to his car and then more yelling.

"What I accidentally overheard her saying was, 'What kind of example are you setting for these kids, getting drunk and showing up here naked?" stated the first neighbor. He also said that Pitt tried telling her how he had given his clothes to charity...a drunken, cold bum outside the restaurant.

"Then I heard Pitt ask why Angelina was naked & she said something about sleeping that way. Then there was quiet and the last thing I heard was Angelina saying, 'Well, since we're both already naked', and let him in."

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