LOS ANGELES - Larry King, host of Larry King Live finally was able to book a celebrity that he has wanted on his show for years and years.
The queen of daytime television Oprah Winfrey appeared on Larry's show.
Larry said that he was so happy because there is a question that he has been wanting to ask Oprah for a long long time.
King first asked Oprah if she was seriously going to be ending her talk show. Oprah responded by saying that she was.
Larry then told Oprah that he was going to ask her a question that may be kind of touchy for her, but that he has to ask because America wants to know, and England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, and New Zealand as well.
Ms. Winfrey pursed her lips and told Larry to just come right on out and ask it.
"Oprah, are you and your best friend Gayle King involved in a lesbian relationship?"
Oprah smiled and replied, "Well Larry, it all depends on what you definition of in is."
Larry got a puzzled look on his puzzled face. "You're not?" He asked.
"Absolutely not. And I know why you asked me that question. Just because her and I have showered together does not mean that we are lesbians."
Oprah replied that all football players, basketball players, and baseball players shower together after every single game and does that mean that they're gay?
King said that he had never looked at it like that. He smiled and Oprah could see that he was relieved about something.
She asked him why he was all elated. And he replied that all this time he thought that he was gay because back in 1968, he had taken a shower with Walter Cronkite.
Oprah yelled out, "Larry, you are one sick puuuuupppppy!"
In other news. Rock and roller Ozzy Osbourne was to have appeared as a celebrity contestant on next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars, but he was rejected because none of the professional dancers could understand a single word he was saying.