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Friday, 1 January 2010

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MADONNA; Why rent when you can buy?

MEGA singer, songwriter, actress and foster mother Madonna is planning to adopt again, the 51-year-old star already has two children from Malawi, son David Banda and daughter Mercy, as well as Rocco from her marriage to Guy Ritchie, and Lourdes, from an 'easily bribed' dancing bloke, but the singer, whose eight-year marriage with film director Ritchie ended last year, has said she might expand her family.

Asked whether she would adopt again, she told roving reporter Tony Smith "Never say never", indicating that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers NFL team could still sell Michael Spurlock to her.

Madonna, who looks great for 51 and has the body of a man half her age, once said that when she first went to England she wanted to be 'more English', to which she has proved by becoming an unmarried mother with four kids, with two of them being black, - so how much more English can she get?

The star, who funds the Raising Malawi charity serving 25,000 'cheap-to-buy' orphaned children, added: "I'm really proud of the work that I'm doing in Africa. I feel a tremendous sense of accomplishment in terms of my career and the work that I have done. I have four children now and I'd like to think I'm a good mother. I feel a great sense of satisfaction in all areas of my life but the weird thing about my new kid is that he's going to be wearing the same clothes he made 2 months ago".

Madonna chose Malawi after getting knocked back in the Darfur region of Sudan, but the mega-rich star's search to adopt more brown babies has now seen her move north and she is now in contact with an orphanage in Nigeria after she got a letter saying they could deposit one into her bank account once they had her details.

Some celebrities have tried to adopt abroad with mixed results, Angelina Jolie has had some success with white children but Gary Glitter tried to rear a couple of Vietnamese kids but was abruptly deported.

Maybe Angelina and Madonna are planning on having a game of Chess with their kids?

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